Q
When's the last time you were fucked
Anonymous
A

Two months ago and I really don’t even want sex tbh


misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

(via sloshes)


thinkiwannaharrylou:

you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming

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yeah cause they are

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oh cry me a river

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if i did you’d pollute it

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YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

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ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET

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DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

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I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK

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AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED

(via hotboyproblems)


miketooch:

Future-me as a parent

(via gnarly)




precumming:

water is honestly my favorite drink its so good


(via condom)


thomasmullersabae:

Arsenal according to google

(via barbaraspalvins)


(via hatin)